And now…very funny…jokes with Dr. Chazz!
Thank you, thank you! Now, the other day I was sitting around with a pug named Lemons and I say to her “I feel like a snack.” and she says “Yeah? What do you want?” and I say “Lemons.” Ba-dum-bum!
Here’s another one, I was sleeping with Prof. D and I say “…um…actually, I got nothin.” Ba-dum-bum!
Now, I was talking to a guy named Dave Carpenter. I told ’em “My house is in pretty bad shape.” and he said “Well, why don’t you hire my son?” and I said “Why?” and he said “‘Cuz he’s a Carpenter!” Ba-dum-bum!
Let’s see, uh, I was talking to a friend and I told her “Patty told me it’s gonna rain tonight.” and she said “That’s a lie.” so, I said “The world is made up of lies.” and she said “Ooooh. Dark.” Ba-dum-bum!