Chez Pug

Welcome to Chez Pug, a restaurant where you can only get the finest food! Come see our menu:

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Appetizers

Sautéed Snail: A raw (and sometimes still alive) snail……………………………………………..$2.99

A-La Leaf: A platter of leaves……………………………………………………………………………….$3.99

Human Clothing: The finest human clothing…………………………………………………………..$4.10

Main Dishes

Egg Omelet: Two pieces of anonymous substance covered in dirty tissues………………..$6.99

Apple Gourmet: Crab apples (that you will almost definitely puke up)…………………………$7.99

La Spider: An Alive spider (very crunchy)……………………………………………………………….&8.16

Deserts

Chocolate Fondue: Poop (of various species) on a platter……………………………………………$8.10

Popsicles: Poop (of various species) coated with ice…………………………………………………..$5.99

Cotton Candy: Lint on a platter (with various dippings of your choosing)……………………….&4.10

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