Hello, friends, pugs, human-servants, even enemies. And, of course, frenemies. I am Professor Duke. I would like to ask you all to step back and take a moment to think: “What does my life mean?” Well, I can tell you why you are here, what your life means, and what you’re supposed to be doing: Serving pugs. You are here just to serve us pugs, like everyone else. That is the meaning of human life. If you are a pug than you are here just to be served. Thank you and good night.