I, Professor Duke, shall now tell you about a pug’s religion. The most common pug religions are these three:
Kibbleanity: This religion believes that there is no sun and everything revolves around a huge piece of kibble and that if you do not eat enough kibble in your life you shall get reincarnated. This religion’s church is called The Big Bowl.
Kibbleism: This religion believes that there is a great kibble god and if you are good in your life you shall go on to a life of kibble where you can eat kibble forever in eternal peace, called Kebble. But, if you are bad in your life you shall go to a horrible place where you will never be able to eat any kibble and live out eternity in pain and suffering, called Kubble. This religion’s chuch is call The Kibblematic Cemetery.
Kibblickism: This religion is very peaceful. It believes that you shall be licked forever when you die. The god of Kibblickism is Kibbler, a peaceful, nice, clean, and kind god who loves every pug. This religion’s church is called The Bowl (very similar to The Big Bowl of the Kibbleanity religion).
These are just three examples. There are many pug religions. Some believe in Kibbler some believe in Kubble and Kebble. It’s a big world and an even bigger galaxy and an even bigger universe. Most human beings are unaware of these religions but pugs are ready to share them.